something’s not right.

I could set myself on fire and be noticed.
Well then you would be dead.
             Exactly.

  1. Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  2. Me: I only have $4...
  3. Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  4. Me: ...........
  5. Cashier: ........
  6. Me: what are we?
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